I have to admit I'm a big fan of Gordon Ramsey's TV shows. I get a kick out of watching him completely blast someone with personal insults and humiliation at the top of his lungs. And the bloody Brit accent just makes it that much more intriguing.
I took the liberty of creating typical scenarios that might be heard and seen regularly on Ramsey's shows... take a look below. It just might make a fan out of you if you're not already.
An Excerpt from Hell's Kitchen
Gordon: You!! Why the f*ck do you have more mash than beans on that f*cking plate?!!
Trainee: I'm sorry chef. I was distracted because my hair is on fire and I accidently cut my hand off with a rusty meat cleaver. Plus my mother is dying at home as we speak, sir. It won't happen again chef.
Gordon: BOLLOCKS!! You stupid pig!! Get out!!! Where did you learn to cook? You call yourself a chef?? My pet sheep could do better than you on his way to the slaughterhouse!!
An Excerpt from Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon: This food is dreadful! The entire menu in this restaurant is NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (runs to bathroom to puke like never before) You're a stupid, fat, lazy, gutless pig and if you don't fire your entire restaurant staff then you're a gutless wanker and I'm leaving back to Scotland!!
Owner: But chef, my great-great-great grandfather who was a Revolutionary War hero personally designed this restaurant and our menu has been passed down for generations. Sir, people come from miles around just to wait in line for our famous dishes.
Gordon: Shut up!! I don't give a damn about your damn grandpappy's menu! It's absolutely dreadful! Thank God he's no longer around to create any more of the disgusting dishes!! He did you a favor when he was killed by a flaming cannonball fired by the Redcoats while trying to defend his family and home. He was a gutless f*cking wanker just like you!!!! Now GET OUT!!!
Owner: But... this is MY restaurant chef.
Yep, Gordon Ramsey- what's not to love?
I took the liberty of creating typical scenarios that might be heard and seen regularly on Ramsey's shows... take a look below. It just might make a fan out of you if you're not already.
An Excerpt from Hell's Kitchen
Gordon: You!! Why the f*ck do you have more mash than beans on that f*cking plate?!!
Trainee: I'm sorry chef. I was distracted because my hair is on fire and I accidently cut my hand off with a rusty meat cleaver. Plus my mother is dying at home as we speak, sir. It won't happen again chef.
Gordon: BOLLOCKS!! You stupid pig!! Get out!!! Where did you learn to cook? You call yourself a chef?? My pet sheep could do better than you on his way to the slaughterhouse!!
An Excerpt from Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon: This food is dreadful! The entire menu in this restaurant is NOT GOOD ENOUGH! (runs to bathroom to puke like never before) You're a stupid, fat, lazy, gutless pig and if you don't fire your entire restaurant staff then you're a gutless wanker and I'm leaving back to Scotland!!
Owner: But chef, my great-great-great grandfather who was a Revolutionary War hero personally designed this restaurant and our menu has been passed down for generations. Sir, people come from miles around just to wait in line for our famous dishes.
Gordon: Shut up!! I don't give a damn about your damn grandpappy's menu! It's absolutely dreadful! Thank God he's no longer around to create any more of the disgusting dishes!! He did you a favor when he was killed by a flaming cannonball fired by the Redcoats while trying to defend his family and home. He was a gutless f*cking wanker just like you!!!! Now GET OUT!!!
Owner: But... this is MY restaurant chef.
Yep, Gordon Ramsey- what's not to love?
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